Biblical Curses

What would we do without the internet?

You wouldn't be able to look at sattelite pictures of places overseas. You wouldn't be able to write in Leet.
|) |23VV
You certainly couldn't write in Binary.
01000100 01110010 01100101 01110111
Now the latest, you wouldn't be able to insult people with biblical curses!!
Thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O thou relative of Herod!
Listen, thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!
I hope you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O thou sad Pharisee!
http://www.shipoffools.com/curses/index.html