Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bottom."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?