Biblical Curses

What would we do without the internet?

You wouldn't be able to look at sattelite pictures of places overseas. You wouldn't be able to write in Leet.
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You certainly couldn't write in Binary.
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Now the latest, you wouldn't be able to insult people with biblical curses!!
Thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O thou relative of Herod!
Listen, thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!
I hope you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O thou sad Pharisee!
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Injury Update

I guess it had to happen. Yes, I got injured. Not while breaking two boards with my hands or breaking them with my feet. Not even while trying to knock my Instructor's head off while sparring in Tae Kwon Do. No, I got injured while playing a kids game, FRISBEE! Now we play it a little different, Ultimate Frisbee. I lunged to intercept the frisbee from someone and all 175 pounds,( okay 215 pounds) came crashing down on my ankle. I walked it off and played some more (probably a very bad thing to do). I even got an assist on a goal. Oh well, that was 2 weeks ago today and I am still hobbling around. I finally decided to visit the doctor yesterday. You know one thing about doctors is that they don't believe you when you tell them something is hurting. No, they have to poke and twist your ankle in all different ways to REALLY make sure you are telling them the truth. I think doctors really enjoy giving out pain. Anyways she tells me that I have a serious sprained tendon and that I need therapy. Man, she really is smart if she knows I need therapy!!! I have been needing therapy for about 15 years. So I have been placed on the Injury Reserve squad for the SWU Frisbee league. Oh well, I guess my old body will heal in a few months. The worst thing about this is that I was supposed to test for my half black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I was on pace for a Black Belt Test in June. I guess that is now OFF!

Homecoming 2005

New Definition of Patience

I have found a new definition of patience. It is taking your sick child to the Dr.'s Office and waiting 45 minutes with the other sick children. I have been Mr. Mom this past weekend. My wife went on a "Girl's Weekend Out". Her family (mother,cousins, aunt, sister) usually go one weekend a year to the mountains.

I kept our 19 month old daughter while my wife has been gone. Thursday night I drove to Georgia and stayed at a friends house. My friends watched her on Friday while I went to Alpharetta, GA for a day-long meeting. Came back and picked her up Friday evening and had her all weekend. I even gave her a bath on Saturday night. We even made it to church on time. Her outfit fully matched. Monday a another friend watched her while I went to work. Well last night she had a fever of 100.7. That means no day-care so Mr. Mom had to stay home. I went to the doctor's office learned a lot of patience and my daughter got the diagnosis of an ear infection.

I couldn't go get the medicine because I didn't bother to bring a bottle for lunch. Who would have thought it would have taken that long. So, I come home feed her and put her to bed. I guess another trip out to town will be necessary.

Man I miss my wife !!!

My Birthday

This may be a bunch of crap, but you never know.

Your Birthdate: October 14

With a birthday on the 14th of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them. You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas, and you are also very good at organization and systematizing. You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel. You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable. Your mind is quick, clever and analytical. A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine, and rebel against it. You have a tendency to shirk responsibility.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?